21 February 2009

The Rant Heard 'Round the World

In case you haven't yet seen it, here is CNBC reporter Rick Santelli's rant against Obama's stimulus package,



as well as White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs's response:



I won't lie, I haven't yet read the bill (though apparently, neither did those who passed it). On the other hand, I did take Gibbs's suggestion to read through the Homeowner Affordability and Stability Plan (the one he holds up at the end of the second video).

Though it may seem profoundly obvious, it is true that people form opinions before they get a complete set of facts. And reading through the plan, you can see some token attempt to address the concerns of Santelli (who I do believe went a little over the top with his exaggerations and rabble-rousing). At the same time, however, I've noticed that even though the term "responsible homeowner" is used repeatedly, it is not defined. This may be in the actual bill itself, or just a broad term subject to the interpretations of the agencies refinancing the mortgages.

As to what I think of all this -- I think that there are too many talking heads on CNBC, and that the government can't give a straight answer for what it's worth. As with Geithner last week (incidentally, part of the intraday rally we saw on Friday was in hopes that we'd here the details of the plan that Geithner so wisely left out the last time he spoke), there's a want for information and clarity here.

"President Obama, are you listening?"

19 February 2009

Digression, Computers and Training

If you are reading this blog for stock tips or particular insights into what goes on on a daily basis at work, then you are probably mistaken. While I won't deny that there may be occasional moments where I talk about things that go on at work, most of the time, it will just be those little moments and thoughts that I find memorable. Though if you're clever, you may be able to figure out what the environment is like at work, and maybe even some of the culture. Also, I won't be posting what exactly it is that I do here either. It's not like there isn't enough competition anyway.

And now that the digression is done and over with...

A few days ago, I went to a Bloomberg Terminal training seminar at the local Bloomberg office in the Deloitte Building here in Chicago. Though I have indeed wasted hours in worse ways, there was certainly nothing particularly interesting or educational about the seminar. Granted, it was the first in the series but regardless, what was taught there could have been taught by a fellow coworker in just ten or fifteen minutes.

I might add at this point that I am particularly bitter about this class since it took place during trading hours and I had to leave my desk to take something that a fellow coworker had already denounced as useless. After the pronouncement, I was inclined to just skip it as well, but at the urging of the boss, I went to it. His reasoning was that I would go to determine whether or not it was truly useless and thus determine whether future trainees at the company would be sent to the training. What my opinion was at the end of it was probably quite clear.

In any case, the point that I am trying to get at here is that the best way to learn about some new piece of technology is to play with it yourself. So long as the technology is reasonably robust and comprehensible, it isn't too difficult to explore just by seeing what works and what does what. Not only is that true for something like a Bloomberg terminal, but it's also true for most programming languages. The easiest way to learn is not by doing classes, since you end up learning how to do things which are mostly useless, but just by jumping in headfirst without knowing anything and tinkering with it until it does what you want it to do. Though I can't say that what goes for me goes for the rest of the world, that is the way that I learned VBA, which is probably one of the most important languages for anything related to finance.

17 February 2009

Time Is of the Essence

Congress passed the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, better known colloquially as Obama's new stimulus package on February 13, 2009. However, it took Obama until today to sign the Act into law. That's a whole four days. Granted, there was a long weekend in-between, but why couldn't he sign it into law the day of?

If we take January's change in non-farm payrolls as an indicator (-598,000 jobs) and average it over the 31 days of January to get an average number of jobs lost per day, it works out to 77,000 jobs lost over the course of the four days that Obama waited. I am in no way suggesting that Obama's delay cost the economy 77,000 jobs, since I sincerely doubt that the calculus of job losses can be worked out this way (and who would be so cruel as to lay someone off on the Saturday of a long weekend?), but it is an interesting thought to ponder (for me) nonetheless.

Edit (Feb. 21): fixed a double negative.

14 February 2009

New Restaurants

After the close on Thursday, I ended up grabbing some food with R., one of the traders who works with me in my group. While we were eating, he mentioned that he really liked Aroba, which was a Mexican restaurant I had never heard of.

"Aroba? Where's that? Is it any good?"

"The one that K. and I always go. The waitress remembers who I am. Once, I went there, stepped into the washroom, and when I walked out, she had prepared the thing that I always order."

"Anyway, this Aroba, where is it?"

"On Randolph, close to the office."

"You mean Qdoba?"

"Is that what it's called?"

11 February 2009

Salaries

Today, Vikram Pandit, CEO of Citigroup, said in front of the House Financial Services Committee that he would work for a $1 salary and no bonus (at least until Citi returned to profitability). Well, I'm glad now that I can say I earn more than the CEO of a (what was once) top bank. Somehow, I feel like I can use that to overstate my salary when I pick up girls at bars...

Also of interest, John Mack, CEO of Morgan Stanley, at the hearing said, "We love what we do. If you gave me no bonus in the best year I will still be here." Really.

10 February 2009

The S&P on Timothy Geithner, etc.

Those who listened to Timothy Geithner speak this morning must have been sorely disappointed. If they were hoping for anything of interest or useful, there was none. And it disappointed the markets. In fact, today, it seemed like that whenever Geithner spoke, the markets dropped, which led to my semi-comical conclusion that we should sell off the S&P whenever Geithner shows his face on CNBC. On the other hand, it may have been sheer coincidence that Geithner was on CNBC so much today (once for the press conference for what I will call TARP II, another time for an interview, and the final time around the close in a senate hearing) and that the S&P tanked nearly 5%, or it could be that the S&P was really reacting to Geithner. Well, enough of that thought.

Also on CNBC today, of more interest to our male readership (if any readership exists at all), was the wonderful Bar Refaeli, this year's model for the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Someone's gotta take some metric of market interest and activity while videos of a hot model doing a photoshoot are playing on CNBC (which used the racy, innuendo-filled caption "The Other Stimulus" for that segment). Hell, I don't see anything wrong with being short a couple straddles (cue sexual joke) to collect theta while everyone else has their eyes off of the trading screen and glued to CNBC...

09 February 2009

Welcome

Welcome to my new blog, specifically tailored to my new job as a derivatives trader in the trading capital of the world, Chicago. By nature, my work is proprietary, and so don't expect me to describe what goes on in the prop shop where I work.

What then, to expect? Usually, when people set out to do things, they have a goal. Especially traders, when they're trading. But I can't really give you my motivations or goals for this. Obviously, it's not profit (or maybe it ends up that I write so well I get a book deal and can quit my job). So it'll probably be a collection of anecdotes, thoughts, and rants about the world of trading.